“Brilliant” Excuses For Not Blogging

WordPress is drunk on HTML cocktails. It is 3am. Somewhere in the world. The neighbours can hear me typing through their incredibly noisy decorating work. I ruined my healthy eating plan by having chocolate cake and caramel shortbread at work today, so I have to visit the diet-police, and therefore have no time to blog. […]

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Thirty in thirty

Georgia Kate at tonightless.org gave me the word ‘thirty’ to base a blog entry on, and I was originally going to do a ‘Thirty by 30’ list, of things I wanted to do by the time I’m thirty, but thinking that far ahead into times of responsible adulthood and childbearing scared me too much, so […]

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My New Printer May Be The Devil

The other week my trusty Brother printer decided to break. For some reason it didn’t enjoy being used as a shelf for all of my books and papers (clearly it considered this to be a brutal betrayal of it’s human rights), resulting in it stubbornly deciding to bombard me with flashing warning messages instead of […]

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Dear 13-year-old Me…

I wrote this post in October when the tag was floating around Twitter, but I never posted it because it had a sentence missing and I couldn’t come up with a sentence and then forgot it ever existed. But tonight I’m tired/lazy/overcome with desire to read my new book to write an entire blog entry […]

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