Oh February. You were a weird month. You were filled with ups and downs and proposals and aubergines, and I honestly don’t know how to feel about you. Sad? Happy? Strange? Hopeful?
February wasn’t nearly as successful as January was. I wasn’t an organised human being, I didn’t make an effort with my goals, and I had to shove a bunch of flowers into half a plastic bottle because I’m not adult enough to own a vase. I also managed to break a plate by childishly throwing another one into the washing up bowl. Oops.
February taught me that pasta can be cooked badly, that onions don’t always make you cry and that you can’t make an omelette if you’re too moody/lazy to crack some eggs. Always have a frozen pizza as back-up, guys!
It also taught me to always expect the unexpected. Especially when the doctor brings a photographer into your appointment to take a “professional photo” of your vagina. That actually happened. Watch me end up on Pornhub.
While February was a huge failure, they were a few great bits. My best friend asked me to be her bridesmaid, I danced on stage with Kate Nash (but my dress was so low-cut that my boobs are probably all over the internet), and I went on a lovely day out to Meadowhall. I ate lots of nice food, went out for giant cake again, and spent a few nights in the pub with my friends. I celebrated Valentine’s Day with lots of food, a failed attempt at making a chocolate fountain work, and loads more food. Because there is nothing more romantic than stuffing your face with Camembert.
Sorry there’s no breakdown of this month. I barely did anything from my usual headings, so I didn’t feel like taking you through a whole month of failures. Oh well, there’s always March!
Speaking of March, I’m going to Liverpool Comic Con on the 11th, where I will presumably spend all of my money then cry because I can’t afford food. But Comic Con! Me and a group of friends are going as DC villains, and I can’t wait. I’m still in the process of making a new Poison Ivy costume, but this time the leaves are way smaller and the dress is way bigger so it’s taking a lot of time. Hopefully it’ll be ready before the event!
February in Figures
Weight lost: 0lbs (but I didn’t gain anything from my excessive cake-eating so that’s good)
Books read: 3
Exercise done: None!
Blogs posted: 2 :'(
Money saved: £270
How was your month?