The Internet Exists

So, last Saturday we finally got our own broadband, which means no more sitting by the side of the wall to try and get the worst connection ever. Yay! So, to commemorate this very important occasion, I’ve made a list of the things I can do now I have Internet. All bow down to the […]

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It’s only 10:49pm, Grandma!

I was originally going to do a photoblog today with some silly pictures I took on Friday, but my computer has no memory card slot (hashtag 90’s ha), so I have to transfer them to here using my laptop (my laptop’s internet is incapable of uploading anything without crying hysterically like a PMS-ridden hyena). Plus […]

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“Brilliant” Excuses For Not Blogging

WordPress is drunk on HTML cocktails. It is 3am. Somewhere in the world. The neighbours can hear me typing through their incredibly noisy decorating work. I ruined my healthy eating plan by having chocolate cake and caramel shortbread at work today, so I have to visit the diet-police, and therefore have no time to blog. […]

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