I Wish Master Chief Was Rose Gold

This is Master Chief.

(Also known as: The Funniest Posts I’ve Ever Written) Note: The title of this post is based on the fact I can’t live in a rose gold wonderland because I accidentally won a giant Master Chief figurine at comic con (pictured above). I tried to get rid of said figurine, but, for some reason, Andy […]

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Blogging is Hard and the iPhone 7 is Evil

I’m sitting here with so many planned posts/drafts/things in my head but no words will come out. I just can’t finish anything (insert rude joke), and every time I try to blog recently I end up staring at Facebook and Twitter for three hours, then getting sad, because I’ve spent all my free time doing […]

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